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Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once matched this guy—profile said “6’5, ripped”—shows up, 5’2, beer gut. Screamed in my head, “Who sent this clown?!” Laughed tho, bought him a beer—sex-dating’s a dice roll, fam! Favorite part? The absurdity! People out here typin’ “DTF” like it’s a job app. Sarcasm on blast—I’m like, “Yeah, real soulmate material!” Oh, and this one time—girl said she’s “discreet”—brings a megaphone to the date! Yellin’ “I’M HORNY!” in Starbucks. Nearly died laughin’.

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So, I’m measuring, cutting, and sweating like a pig. It’s hot, and I’m thinking about that cold beer waiting for me later. But then, outta nowhere, the neighbor’s dog starts barking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m like, “Shut up, dude!” But no, he’s relentless. I swear, I almost lost it.

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