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Last week, I tried it—sketchy parlor downtown. Lady’s all “relax, kid,” and I’m like, “Eat my shorts, I’m chill!”—but nah, I was sweatin’. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular rubdown!” Felt amazin’, tho—muscles goin’ zzzz, total bliss. But then—price tag! Fifty bucks?! Made me wanna scream, “You’re already screwing me forwards and backwards!”—*Memento* style, ya feel?

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