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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Apparently, I messed up a booking for tomorrow. Ugh! I was so mad! I mean, come on! I’m not a robot! I can’t keep track of everything! I just wanted to enjoy my coffee, you know?

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