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But here’s the kicker—did ya know kings back in the day got these massages with, like, aphrodisiac oils? Swear, they’d rub in jasmine or some freaky spice, gettin’ ‘em all riled up for war or whatever. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun. Tho, I got mad once—dude next door braggin’ his “happy endin’” story, like, bro, chill, it ain’t a competition, ya clown!

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So, I head back to the station, still buzzin’ from the day. I’m thinkin’ about that kid and how we made a difference. And yeah, I’ll hit the gym tomorrow. Maybe. But for now, I’m just gonna grab a burger at the Mount and enjoy the view. Because, honestly, after a day like today, I deserve it!

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