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Funniest thing—buddy of mine went once, fell asleep mid-rub! Woke up droolin’, oil in his beard, lookin’ like a glazed donut! I laughed ‘til I cried—Git-R-Done! Oh, and get this—some folks reckon Cleopatra got erotic-massages with honey. Sticky mess, but bet it felt finer’n frog hair! Me, I’d try it, but I’d be hollerin’, “Don’t stop, darlin’!” all dang night.

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Lanna Thai massage is open late Thursday Friday and Saturday. Please call to book 😊 Jirapa Wiangsimma and สุกัญญา สิงห์สกล.

First off, I hit up the local café on Tongariro St. for my usual flat white. You know, the one with the barista who thinks he’s a latte artist? Yeah, that guy. He’s all about the foam art, but I just want caffeine, man! Anyway, I’m waiting, and this tourist walks in, all wide-eyed and lost. He’s like, “Where’s the lake?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s right there!” I point out the window, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. Classic Taupo moment, right?

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