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Then, outta nowhere, his coach barges in. Total buzzkill. He’s all like, “Jake, you gotta toughen up!” I’m like, “Dude, chill! We’re working on his mental game here!” But nah, he’s not having it. I’m ready to throw down, but I keep it cool. I mean, I’m a sports psychologist, not a brawler.

Taradale Primary School robotics team off to Houston for World Champs