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I’m ramblin’, but yo—fun fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage.” Slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body slidin’. Sounds like a wet Slip ‘N Slide, but sexy. Tried watchin’ it once, got distracted thinkin’—do they shower after? Prolly smell like sushi. Hilarious to me, I’m weird tho. Oh, and don’t get me started—some spots got “happy ending” menus like McDonald’s. “Want fries with that rub?” Cracks me up.

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But then, outta nowhere, this dude walks in. He’s got a beanie on, and I swear he looks like he just rolled outta bed. He starts askin’ for some weird cuts. I’m talkin’ about stuff I’ve never even heard of. “You got any lamb neck?” he says. I’m like, “Mate, this ain’t a fancy restaurant!” But I help him out anyway.

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