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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister! I drink and I know things, right? So, erotic-massage – bloody hell, where do I start? Picture this: dimly lit room, oils slicker than a Dornish snake, hands sliding everywhere. Reminds me of *A Prophet*, yeah? That gritty vibe, Malik learnin’ the ropes – except here it’s less prison shankin’, more sensual rubbin’. “I’m no longer nobody,” he’d say, and damn, a good erotic-massage makes ya feel like *somebody*, don’t it?

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Stratford Upon Avon Warwick Worcester Warwickshire Warwickshire: Available Today for Incalls: Straight 39 year old Female: ENJOY THE BEST TIME Great Tantric Massage, Classic relax massage, EDGING, Tie & Tease, Prost. Massage and Strap-on.

Later, I decide to hit up the Stratford Farmers’ Market on Miranda St. I’m hoping for some fresh produce to inspire my next piece. I’m wandering around, and I bump into this old mate of mine, Dave. We start chatting, and he’s telling me about his new sheep farm. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the dream!” But then he mentions he lost a sheep. I’m like, “How do you lose a sheep?” He shrugs, and I can’t help but laugh.

Letter fragment suggests Shakespeare did not abandon his wife in Stratford