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After that, I decide to head back to the fields. I’m cruisin’ down East Belt, and I see this old mate, Dave, workin’ on his tractor. We wave, and I’m thinkin’ about how we used to race our machines back in the day. Good times, man. But then, I see him spillin’ some fertilizer. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna make the whole place smell like a cow’s backside!” He just laughs it off. Classic Dave.

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