Delilah Churton Park Brothel ❤️

About Napier

So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

Johnsonville, Wellington

Rimming (receive) · Kissing if good chemistry · Blowjob without Condom · Classic Sex · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Handjob.

Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Churton Park Drive. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a flat white – and sit outside. The vibe is chill, and I’m feeling a bit better. But then, this kid runs by with a soccer ball and totally kicks it right into my table! Coffee everywhere! I’m soaked! I’m like, “Hey, buddy, you trying to drown me or what?”

Police make arrests and seize drugs in Churton Park and Waikanae – targetting motorbike gangs