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So, picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my rhymes, hands movin’ slow, like they tryna figure you out. “Are you the original or the copy?”—that’s some *Certified Copy* shit right there, ‘cause with erotic-massage, you ain’t sure if it’s just touch or somethin’ deeper, ya know? It’s mad intimate, but sneaky too—like, is this therapy or a tease? I’m tellin’ ya, it’s both, and that’s the dope part.

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So, I hit the streets early, like, 7 AM early. I’m strolling down Colombo Street, and it’s already buzzing. Coffee shops everywhere, and I’m like, “Gimme that flat white!” I swear, the barista was a legend. He had this wild hair and a tattoo of a kiwi on his arm. I mean, who does that? But hey, I respect it.

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