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Picture this: seedy parlor, neon sign flickering "Massage" like it’s winking at you. Walked in once—pure curiosity, swear—smelled like lavender and regret. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” but her eyes scream, “I hate my life.” Everybody lies, told ya. Hands sliding everywhere, kneading crap I didn’t know was tense. Felt good, sure, but also pissed me off—why’s this not free? Capitalism screws us again. Little factoid: ancient Rome had these “massage” joints too—called ‘em *lupanars*. Fancy word for rub-and-tug. History’s kinky, who knew?

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Finally, I lock up and head home. I’m walking down the streets of Alexandra, and it hits me. This place is wild. It’s got its quirks, its surprises, and its goats. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even on the craziest days, it’s home.

Weather causes Alexandra Park racing postponement tonight