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Oh, and get this—fun fact: in some old ports, sailors paid with fuckin’ parrots! Can ya imagine? “Here’s a bird, babe, let’s roll!” I’d lose my shit if she asked for my socket set instead of cash. Prolly exaggerate that in my head all night—her ridin’ off with my tools, leavin’ me broke and horny.

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But as I’m walkin’, I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude’s like the king of the seagulls. He’s strutting around like he owns the place. I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you’re not the mayor of Hammerfest!” And then, outta nowhere, he swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, I’m a carpenter, not a bird feeder!

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