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I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

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The crowd starts to gather. I see old Mrs. Jensen from down the street. She’s got that look in her eye like she’s ready to bid on everything. And then there’s young Timmy, the kid who thinks he’s a big shot. He’s eyeing that lamp like it’s the Holy Grail.