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*Deep inhale* I am your father. Got my first one – sketchy parlor, Tatooine vibes. Dude’s hands were magic, I’m tellin ya. Felt like the Death Star explodin – but good, ya dig? “There’s no hope,” Melancholia whispers. Bullshit! Erotic-massage proves there’s hope, damn it! Gets the blood pumpin, muscles loosnin up. Ever try it with hot stones? Fuckin wild, I was shook. Angry tho – some places charge an arm! Like, 200 creds for 30 mins? Robbery!

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Some are legit massage parlors, some also provide extra services. There was a documentary about it on TV recently. Many Norwegian men are married to Thai women.

Then, I bump into this guy, right? He’s wearing a Viking helmet. No joke. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not Halloween.” But he’s super chill, tells me he’s part of some reenactment crew. We chat for a bit, and he’s all about the history of Alesund. Apparently, it was rebuilt in Art Nouveau style after a fire in 1904. Who knew? I’m like, “Man, I gotta use that in my promo!”

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