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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya bout brothel—*breathless* “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!”—like, it’s this wild german flick, not *the* brothel, ya know, but I’m riffin’ here! Watched it, jaw dropped, it’s 1984 East Germany, all gray n’ grim, secret police creepin’—kinda like sneakin’ a peek at a brothel window, right? Stasi dude, Gerd, he’s tappin’ phones, spyin’ on this playwright guy n’ his gal. Made me think—brothels got eyes too, walls whisperin’, ya dig?

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Then, I decide to take a walk along the Zaan again. The water is glistening, and I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, what’s the meaning of life? Is it fries? Is it dancing old ladies? Who knows? But then, I see this couple arguing. It’s getting heated, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. They’re fighting over…wait for it…where to eat dinner. I mean, c’mon! Just flip a coin or something!

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