Ella Zaandam Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So yeah, “find a prostitute” – it’s a gamble, a game, a freakin’ rollercoaster. Kinda like love, kinda like stocks, and a whole lotta “Her” vibes. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours” – that’s the vibe I’m leavin’ ya with, straight from the flick. Now, excuse me while I cackle my way to the fridge – this convo’s got me parched! Haaa!

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So, I’m strolling down the Zaan, and bam! I see this massive windmill, the De Kat. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m iconic!” I snap a pic, of course. Gotta flex on the ‘gram, right? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my sandwich! Like, chill dude, it’s not your lunch! I’m dodging birds like I’m in some weird action movie.

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