Lauren Woudenberg Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

In His Heels (Jute Magazine)

Emily Woudenberg x Vanity Overkill. Hair: Dana Elyse Photography: Jenn Goren Wordrobe: Emily Woudenberg Model: Alycia Gallagher.

Later, I’m walkin’ down the Molenweg, and I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the accordion, and honestly, it’s kinda catchy. I stop for a sec, and this old lady starts dancin’. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost forget about the craziness. Woudenberg, you got some charm!

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