Rebecca Velp Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

I reckon whore’s got guts, tho. Takes balls to hustle like that—dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs like a damn ninja. “The monkey drinks and gets drunk,” like Boonmee’s nephew says—whore’s out there partyin’ hard, livin’ loud, while I’m stuck judgin’ fools. Makes me happy, sorta—girl’s got spirit, y’know? Reminds me of me, swingin’ swords, takin’ no shit.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, right? Just vibin’, coffee in hand, when I spot this cute little café. It’s called “De Koffieboon.” I mean, who can resist a place with a name like that? I pop in, and the barista, this dude with a massive beard, is like, “What’s up?” I order a cappuccino, and he hands me this frothy masterpiece. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a wizard!”

Fire damages two detached garages in Suamico