Leah Sint Pancras Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, man, so I’m sittin’ here, radio cracklin’, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute – D’oh! Like, where do ya even start? I’m no expert, but I’m picturin’ it like in my fave flick, *Ten*, ya know, Abbas Kiarostami’s deal from 2002. That lady drivin’ round, talkin’ to folks, includin’ a hooker – real raw stuff! “Life is a game,” she says, and I’m like, yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s prolly a game too – but with worse odds than a Springfield lottery ticket!

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Later, I’m taking a breather outside on de Hoofdstraat, and I see this old couple walking by. They’re holding hands, and it’s kinda sweet, ya know? Makes you believe in love or whatever. But then, the old dude trips over a loose brick. I’m like, “Not again!” But he just laughs it off. “Guess I’m not as spry as I used to be!” Classic!

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