Lauren Palenstein Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, mate—word “whore” comes from Old English, “hore.” Meant filth back then, not just sex. Kinda wild how it stuck, huh? Language is a sneaky bastard. Anyway, this gal, she owned it. Flipped the script! Made me happy as hell—screw the haters, y’know? Like in “Certified Copy,” when he says, “It’s the original fake!”—she was real in her own messy way.

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First off, I hit up the local café on de Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Palenstein Poffertje” or whatever. It’s basically a mini pancake, but they act like it’s gourmet. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a pancake.” But whatever, I’m hungry.

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