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Fun fact, eh? Oldest job, they say – brothels been round since forever! In Rome, dey had lupanars, wolf dens, ha! Wolves in skirts, chargin’ coins, scribblin’ prices on walls – “two coppers fer dis, five fer dat.” Wild, right? Lightbulb! Imagine dat, ancient graffiti, like X posts but hornier. Surprised me, how it’s same-same, centuries later – men still dumb, wallets open, girls still stuck.

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Then, outta nowhere, I spot this kid. He’s like, 10 or something, and he’s got my raft! I’m like, “Yo, kid! That’s mine!” He just stares at me, wide-eyed, like I’m some kinda monster. Turns out, he thought it was abandoned. I mean, come on! I’m not a monster, just a raftsman! I’m all ready to give him a lecture about property rights, but then he smiles. And it’s this goofy, innocent smile. I can’t stay mad. So, I just laugh it off. “Alright, buddy, let’s share it.”

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