Natalie Lunetten Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

So, picture this: I’m milkin’ machines all day—moo, moo, freakin’ cows—then bam, I see her, this chick, workin’ the corner like she owns it. Bold as hell! Reminds me of Almodóvar’s line, “Love’s a mystery, a silent wound.” She’s out there, struttin’, got them heels clickin’, and I’m like, damn, girl, you’re a hurricane! Unleash it! Made me happy as a pig in mud—‘cause she ain’t apologizin’ for shit. Society’s all judgy, callin’ her trash, but nah, she’s a queen in her own freaky kingdom.

Netherlands Whore

Finally, I get movin’ again. I swing by the park on de Korte Dijk. Man, it’s beautiful there. Kids playin’, dogs runnin’ around, and I’m just thinkin’ how nice it is. But then, outta nowhere, this kid throws a frisbee right at me! I mean, c’mon! I’m a combine harvester, not a dog! I swerve, and the kid’s like, “Sorry!” I’m like, “Yeah, no worries, kid. Just almost wrecked my day.”

UU students and staff walk marathon in their own city: ‘Long live Strava’