Evelyn Leiden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

They’re messy, tho—drama queens, some. Cryin over chat bans, “Hanni, fix it!” I’m like, bitch, I ain’t your mom! Still, love em—raw, real, like Rome’s decay in *Great Beauty*. Whores ain’t saints, Clarice, but who is? Not me, not you. “Life’s a splash,” Jep’d say—they splash loud. Fuckin glorious.

Pink houses, green hares and Dutch prostitutes

Prostitution in the Netherlands is legal and regulated. Operating a brothel is also legal. De Wallen, the largest and best-known Red-light district in Amsterdam, is a destination for international .

First off, I decided to hit up the market at the Botermarkt. You know, the one with all the fresh cheese and flowers? I’m a sucker for that stuff. I’m strolling along, minding my own biz, when I spot this cute little cheese stall. I mean, who can resist a good Gouda, right? I’m chatting with the vendor, and suddenly, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder! Like, what the heck? I’m not a bird feeder! I freaked out, flailing my arms like a maniac. The vendor just laughed. I was like, “Dude, help me!”

Certainty in uncertain times