Leah Heerlen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Anyway, I finally sit down to work. I’m knee-deep in numbers, and my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta check out the park by the Schinkelstraat. There’s a pop-up market!” I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need. More distractions.” But then I remember the food. Oh man, the food!

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