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So, I’m thinkin’, Clarice, back in ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses—rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, probly more than their backs got worked, ya feel me? Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy as fuck for a greasy grope! Makes ya wonder what else they hid under them togas. Shit’s wild—gets me all fired up, like who’s keepin’ this history quiet?!

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First off, I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, right? It’s like the main vein of this town. I’m just vibing, listening to my tunes, when BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to cross the street. She’s like 90, bless her heart, and she’s got this walker that looks like it’s seen better days. I rush over, thinking I’m a hero or something. But then, outta nowhere, this bike zooms past, nearly takes her out! I’m like, “Yo, dude! Chill!” But the cyclist just gives me this look like I’m the problem. Ugh, people!

Nico van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL): proud owner of the best Dutch racing pigeon of the 2021 season