Isabella Eijsden Whore ❤️❤️

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Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

Tippelzone Eijsden

This time, it’s a noise complaint from the park near the Maas. I get there, and it’s a full-on party. Music blasting, people dancing, and I’m just standing there, pie in hand, thinking, “This is Eijsden, folks.” I mean, who knew this little town could throw down like that?

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