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Now, don’t get me wrong—whores ain’t saints. Some’ll rob ya blind, laughin’ all the way. Had this pal, Jimmy, lost his wallet *and* his dignity one night. “I’m not like other girls,” she told him—ha! Classic line. Movie’s got that too—“I’m not a girl”—Eli says it, all creepy-like. Gives me chills, thinkin’ how they both hide what they are. Whores, they’re masters of disguise, swear to God. Cherry once said she’d been a nurse—bullcrap, but I believed her for a hot minute!

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I get a call. It’s from the church. Apparently, someone’s locked themselves in the bathroom during a meeting. I’m like, “Seriously? Who does that?” So, I rush back, and there’s this poor guy, red-faced and panicking. I’m trying to be all calm, but inside I’m dying of laughter.

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