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Oh, and check this—ever notice how they read people? Like, pro-level mind games! Better than any QB psychin’ out a defense. Carlos said, “You gotta know your enemy!” Whores know their johns, bro—every twitch, every lie. Makes me wonder, ya know? If they had a diff shot, coulda been CEOs or some shit. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares! They’re badass in my book.

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Eelde is a charming city located in the northern part of the Netherlands. It is well-known for its rich history and picturesque landscapes. Let's delve into the fascinating story behind this .

First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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