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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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So, I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this old man starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Burgum. Apparently, it used to be a big deal in the 16th century. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool, but I really just wanna not think about my failed experiment.” But he’s super into it. I’m nodding, but my mind’s wandering.

Secretary Doug Burgum