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Dahling, listen up! Sexual-massage? Oh honey, it’s fab! No capes! I’m Edna Mode, style queen, and I’m obsessed—like *Moulin Rouge!* vibes, “Come what may,” right? Picture this: dim lights, oils slicker than Satine’s sequins, hands workin’ magic. It’s not just rubbin’—it’s art, dahlings! Little factoid: ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Got me all tingly thinkin’ bout it!

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Then, I decide to take a walk along the Zaan again. The water is glistening, and I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, what’s the meaning of life? Is it fries? Is it dancing old ladies? Who knows? But then, I see this couple arguing. It’s getting heated, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. They’re fighting over…wait for it…where to eat dinner. I mean, c’mon! Just flip a coin or something!

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