Evelyn Bolsward Whore ❤️

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So, like, I’m floatin’ down, parachute poppin’ like my contour, and I’m thinkin’, this chick’s got guts. Whore’s out here, survivin’, dodgin’ flames, maybe even got a lil’ side hustle goin’. I heard—true tea, btw—that back in the day, some whores in old mining towns would, like, secretly run the show. They’d charm the dudes, stack coins, and bam—own half the saloons! Sneaky queens, I’m shooketh. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause, like, women hustlin’ in a man’s world? Iconic.

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Next up, I head to the old church on de Kade. Beautiful place, right by the water. I’m supposed to check out some trees there too. But as I’m walkin’, I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me! I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old guy walks by. He just chuckles and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my tree-hugging skills!”

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