Zoey Benthuizen Brothel ❤️

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Dunno, mate, gets me all flustered - happy, sad, bit randy too, ha! Ever been to one? Nah, me neither, *perish the thoughtus*! But if I did, I’d be charmin’ the birds, bumbling about, prob’ly knockin’ over a lamp. “Times change, roses fade” - Amélie’d get it, wouldn’t she? Brothels, they’re a right pickle - sleazy, sure, but human as hell. What d’you reckon, eh? Fancy a pint to mull it over?

Haarlem Red Light District

Brothel, Rimming (take), Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size) Prostitueren Benthuizen Audrey · Prostituta Spresiano Angela · Brothel Raettvik.

I grab a quick coffee from that little café on de Laan van de Kruidtuin. Best coffee in Benthuizen, no cap. I mean, it’s like liquid gold. I’m chugging it down, and I see this dude drop his sandwich. Like, full-on slow-mo. I’m laughing, but then I feel bad. Poor guy. But hey, it’s just a sandwich, right?

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences