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So, picture this: some dude’s lyin’ face-down, masseuse digs in, and bam—tension’s gone, but somethin’ else pops up. Ha! Little known fact—ancient Greeks were nuts for this. Called it “bodywork,” slapped olive oil on wrestlers, and nobody batted an eye if it got… handsy. True story, google it. Me? I’d kill for that kinda “treatment” after a shitty day—limpin’ around with my cane, pissed at idiots. Makes me happy thinkin’ about it, muscles unknotting, but then—bam—some perv twists it into a sleazy porno. Pisses me off!

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But then, I get a text from my friend. She’s in a total panic. She lost her wallet on a tram. I’m like, “Ugh, not again!” So, I hop back on my bike, racing through the streets. I’m dodging tourists and trams, feeling like I’m in a video game. Finally, I get to the tram station, and she’s there, looking all stressed. I help her retrace her steps, and guess what? We find it! I’m like a hero or something.

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