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About Groningen

Brothels, they’s old as sin—did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had ‘em? Wall paintin’s showin’ the deeds, dirty as mud. Me likes that, yesss—history’s a sneaky bugger. But it makes me mad, oh yesss—girls stuck there, no choice, like Anne in “Amour,” gaspin’ for air. We wants to scream, don’t we? Smash it all!

Notable Bommelaars

Finally, I’m feeling a bit better, and we head back to the Markt. I spot this street performer playing the accordion. He’s actually pretty good! I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a big spender today!”

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