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So, picture this—met this bird once. Shady London alley, 3 a.m., smokin’ a fag. She’s all “ten quid, love, quick job.” Cheeky as hell! I’m like, “Mortal, you’re bold!” Made me laugh, her hustle. “I am burdened with glorious purpose”—to mess with norms, see? She didn’t give a toss bout society’s rules. Respect, kinda. Little known fact—back in Victorian times, prossies had secret codes. Whistlin’ tunes to signal coppers comin’. Clever bitches, eh?

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s always got some wild stories. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what I saw on de Wilgen.” Apparently, some guy was trying to walk his dog, but the dog was having none of it. Just plopped down and refused to move. Classic! I’m laughing, but then I remember my coat.

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