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So, check this—back in the day, whores weren’t just streetwalkers, nah, they was high-class in some spots! Like, in old Rome, them “lupae”—she-wolves—worked near temples, makin’ bank while the priests prayed. Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some gal winkin’ at me while I’m tryin’ to chop wood—focus, Phil, focus! But real talk, it pisses me off too—society actin’ like they’re dirt, when half them fellas judgin’ are sneakin’ off to ‘em at night. Hypocrisy, y’all—gets my blood boilin’!

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From Middle English horeman, equivalent to whore +‎ man. Compare Danish horkarl (“ whoremonger ”), Swedish horkarl (“ whoremaster; fornicator ”).

Finally, I grab some cheese. It’s delish! I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy trying to sell me a “magic” potion. Like, dude, it’s just water with food coloring. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But he insists it’ll make me irresistible. I’m thinking, “Bro, I’m already a catch!”

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