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So, I tried it once—dude’s hands were magic, swear! Felt like my spine was singin’, “Anyone can cook!”—or, y’know, anyone can knead ya into mush. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this shit to “balance chi.” Imagine that—some royal geezer, oiled up, gruntin’ while a servant’s like, “Chi’s good, boss!” Wild, right? Made me happy as hell—stress gone, poof! But then, this one time, chick used too much oil—slipped off the table, bam! Pissed me off—ruined my vibe, y’know?

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First off, I hit up the local café on de Riet. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot. I need that caffeine kick, ya know? But the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I mean, come on! It’s like she’s tryin’ to sabotage my day before it even starts.

Dutch art detective Arthur Brand recovers stolen Van Gogh painting, The Parsonage Garden at Nuenen in Spring