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After that awkward encounter, I head to the water. The Waal is looking pretty chill today. I’m setting up my raft, and outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I help?” I’m thinking, “Sure, kid, but don’t break anything!” He’s all excited, and I can’t help but smile. Kids have that energy, you know?

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