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About Amsterdam

So, sexual-massage—it’s old as hell. Bet ya didn’t know ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it some fancy “massage for the soul” bullshit. Soul, my ass—it’s about gettin’ off, let’s be real! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How do I get me some of that?”—‘cause I deserve it, dammit! Respect my authoritah! And then I’m like, wait, this kinda reminds me of *Amour*, ya know, my fave movie. That old dude, Georges, he’s all gentle with Anne, touchin’ her careful-like when she’s sick. “I’ll take care of you,” he says, all soft and shit. Sexual-massage ain’t that deep, but it’s still hands on, makin’ ya feel alive—or horny, whatever.

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After the rain, I head over to the IJsselstein Castle. It’s this old fortress, super cool. I’m thinking, “This place is perfect for a promo event!” But then I get there, and it’s all locked up. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I mean, who locks a castle? It’s not like it’s a secret or anything.

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