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So, lemme tell ya bout this one gal—street name “Candy,” swear to God. Worked the corners near Hollywood, back when I was snoopin’ round LA. Not your typical hooker story, nah—she was smart, real sharp. Had this little black book, not kiddin’, filled with names—cops, lawyers, even a B-list director! Made me mad as hell—how’s she pullin’ this off? Hustlin’ the hustlers! I’m like, “Candy, you’re a damn puzzle!” She just smirked, said, “Larry, it’s all a game.” Reminds me of Zodiac’s “The most dangerous game”—whores play it too, don’t they?

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So, I wake up, and it’s already raining. Typical Helden, am I right? I mean, it’s like the weather’s got a personal vendetta against me. I grab my coffee from that tiny café on Kerkstraat. Best coffee ever, but the barista? Ugh, she’s got this attitude like she’s the queen of the world. Whatever, I just need my caffeine fix.

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