Grace Helden Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

More Must-Reads from TIME

Rare occurrences of violence against bound hostages. Discrimination against fictional minorities. Usage of Fantasy Drugs. Insinuation of child prostitution.

But then, I hear this loud crash outside. I jump up, thinking it’s the end of the world. Turns out, it’s just some kids playing soccer. I’m like, “Phew, false alarm!” But seriously, Helden, can we not?

Chris Lake And Armand Van Helden Release New EP, "The Answer"