Savannah Groenewoud Whore ❤️

About Tilburg

She rolls in, right, all sass, hair a mess—makes me wanna scream, “R2, fix this chaos!” Been locked up six times, no lie, for hustlin’ tricks and nickin’ wallets. Little known fact: once conned a guard outta his lunch *and* his keys—escaped for, like, three hours! Got caught ‘cause she stopped for a fag—dumb as a bag o’ hammers, that. Laughed my arse off when I heard, tho—proper ballsy move, gotta give her that.

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So, I gather my group. A bunch of tourists, all excited. They’re snapping pics of the old buildings. I mean, who wouldn’t? Groenewoud’s got that classic Dutch vibe. The canals, the cute houses, it’s all Instagram gold. But then, I notice one dude, let’s call him “Mr. Loudmouth.” He’s talking over me, asking dumb questions. Like, “What’s the history of this brick?” Bro, it’s a brick. Chill.

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