Mia Culemborg Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—some brothels got secret rooms! Heard bout one in Nevada, trapdoor under a bed, led to a bar! How dope is that? Probs for escaping cops or jealous wives—smart! Reminds me of that line, “I don’t remember anything.” Total brothel vibe—nobody saw nothin, officer! Keeps me on my toes, thinkin bout loopholes in their coverage.

Local Intel

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First off, I hit the streets of the old town. You know, the cobblestones on the Varkensmarkt? Yeah, those suckers are like a rollercoaster for my feet. I’m a warrior, not a ballerina! Anyway, I’m strutting down the street, feelin’ all tough, when I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon man, it’s 2023! Get a hobby! But then, I see a kid run up and start laughing. That made me smile. Kids, man. They get it.

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