Nova Beilen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Hola, my precious! Me, Gollum, cashier by day, raspy voice screamin’ – “Whore’s the word, yesss!” Talkin’ ‘bout them ladies, sellin’ love, oh yesss, like in *The Great Beauty*, “What’s beyond is a trick!” Saw this chick once, right, workin’ the corner near my shitty shop – bold as fuck, smokin’ a cig, skirt so short I nearly dropped my change, ha! Made me mad, tho – why’s she gotta flaunt it? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but she’s out there, free, wild, like Jep Gambardella struttin’ Rome, “I’m the king of the high life!” Precious, she’s livin’, not just breathin’!

A Visit to One of Germany’s All-You-Can-Fuck Brothels

While I’m sipping my coffee, I notice this guy outside. He’s juggling! Like, what? In Beilen? I’m impressed. I mean, who juggles in the middle of the street? I’m laughing, and he catches my eye. He winks! I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend.”

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