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Me? I’m groovin’ on “The Royal Tenenbaums”—Wes Anderson’s a cool cat, y’know? That flick’s got family chaos, quirky vibes, and a dude in a tracksuit—Richie Tenenbaum would totally dig a brothel’s oddball charm. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d say, all moody, then stroll into one of these joints for a laugh, yeah! Brothels got that same messed-up, beautiful vibe—everyone’s playin’ a part, struttin’ like they own the scene.

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Next, I head to the Drents Museum. I’m all about that culture, ya know? I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on ancient artifacts. I’m trying to act all sophisticated, but honestly, I’m just pretending to understand. I mean, who really gets ancient pottery? But then, I see this one piece that looks like a giant bowl. I’m like, “Is this art or my grandma’s kitchenware?”

Suspect in Assen art theft remanded to jail; two suspects released