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Oi mate, so I’m an insurance geezer now, yeah? *beep boop* Robotic voice on, cosmic wisdom flowin’. Let’s chat sexual-massage – weird topic, innit? Picture this: me, Stephen Hawking, rollin’ into a dodgy massage joint. “The Gleaners and I” vibes hit hard – "I glean what I find," right? Them hands kneadin’ where the sun don’t shine, oof! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s cosmic-level sneaky shit.

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First off, I head to the market at the Hof, you know, the one with all the fresh veggies and stuff. I’m just minding my own business, checking out some rad tomatoes, when I bump into this dude. He’s like, “Hey, you’re the stove guy!” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me!” But then he starts ranting about how his stove is “totally broken” and how he “can’t cook his famous stroopwafels.” Like, dude, priorities! I mean, who can’t live without stroopwafels, right?

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