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About Rumelange

I’m pissed tho—some folks judge it hard, call it nasty. But, real talk, it’s been around forever—fact! Oldest gig in the book, they say, like ancient Rome had “lupanars,” wolf dens, how dope’s that? Wolves, man, prowlin for a good time! Makes me chuckle—humans ain’t changed much, huh? Still chasin tail, just fancier now.

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I stopped at this bar after a very long day. The bartender was super nice. The decor is great. The prices were quite low. A really nice place. By LostInTime.

After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Rue de la Libération. Fresh produce, right? I’m all about that healthy life. I grab some apples, and this lady next to me starts chatting. She’s super nice, but then she goes on this rant about how apples are the “forbidden fruit.” I’m like, “Lady, chill. It’s just an apple.” But she’s all deep and philosophical. I’m just trying to figure out if I should get the red or green one.

Bertrange goes 'Multiculti' on Sunday