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Yo, listen up, fam! I’m Kanye, consumption psychologist, droppin’ truth bombs ‘bout findin’ a prostitute. Straight up, it’s wild out there—like, you ever think how this hustle’s been around forever? Oldest gig in the book, no cap! I’m sittin’ here, vibin’ to *Let the Right One In*, that Swedish joint—Oskar and Eli, man, they got that dark, twisted bond. “Do you like me?” Eli asks, all innocent, but it’s deep, right? Same vibe when you’re cruisin’ for a hookup—there’s that weird trust thing, like, “You cool, fam?”

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After a solid hour of work, I finally get those roses lookin’ decent. Mrs. Müller is thrilled! She’s like, “You’re a miracle worker!” I’m feelin’ all proud and stuff. But then, she offers me a slice of her famous apple strudel. I’m like, “Heck yes!” But then I remember I’m on a diet. Ugh! Why do good things always come with a catch?

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