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Whore’s a wild one, I swear. Didja know whore once chased a coyote outta my backyard? True story! I was like, “Whore, you crazy mutt!” but damn, I was proud. Made me happy as a clam, seein’ that grit. But then, whore dug up my roses—angry don’t even cover it! “You’re blowin’ smoke!” I yelled, feelin’ like Lisa from the movie, all frustrated.

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Finally, I grab my bratwurst and head to the park. It’s a nice spot, with trees and a playground. I plop down on a bench, ready to enjoy my lunch. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trips, and spills his ice cream all over me! I’m covered in sticky vanilla goodness. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But the kid? He looks up at me with these big, sad eyes. I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off.

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